Proprietor of The Tent of Telepathy
"Hey, dummy! I've got a bone to pick with you! And so does my double…."

the-unsolvable-cipher:

gideon-child-psychic:

"What d’ya want, Bill? Also, what double?"

"Alright, I suppose I can control myself- although my fingers are really itching to get at your throat. Just a few more weeks won’t hurt. Okay, Gideon- clock’s ticking!"

"Good. I won’t let ya down." 'How am I going to do this? Oh dear.. I can see if Dad will help..'

when-shooting-stars-fall:

She smirked. “No, he wears a vest. And my brother and I do the psychic shows. Tent of Telepathy, biggest tourist attraction in Gravity Falls.”

Gideon let out a small laugh. “What a tacky dresser. Tent ‘a Telepathy?! That used ta be tha name ‘a ol’ business! Interestin’.” He gave Mabel a smile. “I bet that y’all have a great show.”

If you were turned into a vampire, what would you do? ((Ever heard of the monsterfalls AU? It's awesome! :O))

"I’d have a show pertainin’ to it. It’d become incredibly popular very fast. Also, I’d see if Mabel would love me as a vampire. I heard that she likes them."

"Hey, dummy! I've got a bone to pick with you! And so does my double…."

the-unsolvable-cipher:

gideon-child-psychic:

"What d’ya want, Bill? Also, what double?"

"Yeah, well, we’re patient guys, but eventually our patience runs out. And when that day comes, if you haven’t payed us with the journals, you’re gonna pay us with your vocal chords."

"Mah vocal chords?! NO! I’ll get tha books. Just gimme a few mo’ weeks."

when-shooting-stars-fall:

"I want to destroy him too, thank you, and that sounds like a good idea." She glanced at him again. "Nice to know that you know how to dress, at least."

"It’s a lot ‘a fun! I recommend it. Oh, all tha things ya can destroy in one ‘a them.." Gideon said with a sinister grin on his face. "Yer version ‘a me doesn’t dress like this? How pathetic. I bet that he never even did a show where he is a psychic."

"Hey, dummy! I've got a bone to pick with you! And so does my double…."

the-unsolvable-cipher:

gideon-child-psychic:

"What d’ya want, Bill? Also, what double?"

"Y’know, the one you promised to deliver the books to? Ring a bell? Probably not, since it’s been about forever since you talked to him. And we’re expecting our journals, Gideon. In fact, we’ve been planning something extra-special for you should you fail to obtain them."

"I’ve been tryin’ ta get tha books back. It ain’t mah fault that Stanford keeps findin’ me before I have a chance ta get them!”

"Hey, dummy! I've got a bone to pick with you! And so does my double…."

"What d’ya want, Bill? Also, what double?"

when-shooting-stars-fall:

….. “Gideon?” She stared at the child a moment. “What…? Oh… you’re another version of him, I guess. Well, as long as you are nothing like that insufferable bookworm…”

"Insufferable bookworm? Whatever version ‘a me ya know sounds like tha type ‘a kid that I’d wanna destroy." Gideon told the blue clad version of Mabel. "Yer beautiful in those clothes." he said bluntly. "Tell me, have ya ever destroyed half ‘a town with a giant robot?"

She smiled and grabbed Gideon's hand. "Alright then let's get goin'!" Lydia walked with him to the ice cream parlor. "What flavor would ya' like Giddy?"

When she took his hand, Gideon smiled. 

It was not long until they reached the ice-cream parlor.  “I’d like strawberry!” he said cheerfully.

Greetings, Gideon.

"What do you want?”

Looks like we'll be seeing you in Season 2 of Gravity Falls for revenge!

"Of course. I will get mah revenge!”

"Oh I'm fine darlin'." She squished his chubby little cheeks. "I wanted ta' know if my sweet brother wanted to accompany me ta' get some ice cream.?"

Gideon’s eyes lit up as soon as Lydia mentioned ice-cream. “Of course I would!” he said cheerfully.

Mabel wants nothing to do with you psycho boy!
Anonymous

"Mabel LOVES me! She just doesn’t know it yet!"

Lets eat Gideon!(Didn't use a comma for a reason.)
Anonymous

"Let’s not. I don’t taste very good. Wouldn’t ya rather eat some ice-cream instead?"

*the dragon crashed right next to gideon and smacks right into a tree quite comically* WAGH OOOF!!!!

Gideon watched as the dragon crashed. “Howdy! It’s been a while since I’ve seen you.”